Shadow

We can make you laugh with out having to dress up like clowns

Shads'

People say they don't like the way things go but end of the day only you can change that one thing 

Shads'

When the lights go out your f##ked 

Shads'

If you have a problem, an issue or something along them lines about Noemergencyexit, there is something you can do YOU CAN GO AND F*CK YOURSELF


Shads'

Support an artist buy one of my F##king paintings

Shadow

this was hard work but you dont know the story so when someone sits there and fakes us it dont get to us we have wrote over 500 verses and only about 10% are on the site we still have so many wrote but havnt put them up you cant fake us

Shadow

Life
First they ignore you
Then they mock you
Then they punish you
Then you win.

Shadow 

Say something about the mother land and see what apple drops from that the tree 

Shads'

When they cant top you, they will make it so your under them

Shads'

If i could have powers like Jesus Christ i would walk you out to the middle of the sea, hold your head under the water  till the bubbles stop, resurrect you and do it over again 

Shads'

Madness is an excellent answer 

Shads'

Sometimes even i hate my self its more fun that way

Shadow

When i die and yeah i think about it all the time i'll come back to get you and i'll drag you to a place worse then hell.... trust me 

Shadow

Shads' is the kinda guy who would watch his house being raided on crime tv show thing and still refuse to open the door

Shads'

You need to remember something, Dead people dont talk 

Shads'

When i'm famous and you make a stupid commit towards me i'm gonna find your address and sit out side your house

Shads'

i'll teach them regret and they'll never forget the lesson

Shads'

Be friends with your foes, let them invite you into there homes, and when they do kill the bas##rds

Shads'

Guy: The drink cupboard has a lock on it

Shads': So did my neighbours bike (waving a pair of bolt cutters) 

Shads'

Shads' to shadow "What are we going to do with 20,000 ashtrays?"                         Shadow "hmm lets think about this, We could take up smoking"                              Shads' " genius lets take up smokeing"

Shads'

one day I'm going to wake up and find out that all of this is just some mad nightmare that will end

Shads'

If i ever won the Nobel peace prize, I would beat you to death with it

Shads'

Of course, we all have to die eventually this is inevitable 

Shadow

You can't look me and shads' in the eyeball all because we arent ever seen with out our trademark sunglasses and even if you did, no one will belive you

Shads' 

Do i look like a f*cking d*ckhead to you??

you know nothing on the projects im working on you know nothing in fact you know less then nothing 

im sick of these fake people following me around all the time saying the understand things they know things 

YOU KNOW F*CKING F*CK ALL SO F*CK OFF 

Shads'

Sometimes i admit my nightmares take the the f##king piss and this is now a problem

Shads'

Someone: Are you OK??

Shads': No i'm pretty F*cked up in many ways

Shads'

I hate it when people ask me how i am today

Shads' 

So When Psychology Fails You Then What??

Shadow 

When they booted down Shads' door he was standing there with a cyanide pill in hand and took it at will 

Shads'

someone said to me The only way your getting into top  university is if you buy them a spaceship, so i said the only way they are getting into top university is if they died and someone leaves there ashes there. 

Shads' 

When i can't get my 5 year old kid to sleep i pop them on a a very violent gangster type of dvd

Shads'

i walked the lonesome road and built a home at the end of it

Shadow 

Oh you tried to call me but couldn't get through, erm well i changed numbers and didn't tell you 

Shadow

Shads' is the type of guy who would walk into a high street coffee shop and order a steak and they would would make it 

Shads'

I love this company more then my own wife and 3 kids

Shads'

Its easy to create a victim but its harder to apologies to that victim 

Shadow

i feel as if everything is so distant

Shadow

Its like a nightmare but worse, worse how? well in a nightmare i wake up 

Shadow

Someone once said to shads' "come out side" and shads' said back the that person "You don't want that"

Shads'

I just ask you don't judge shadow that man has it f*cking hard enough it's not even fair no more, yeah i spend my nights screaming at my nightmares but only because it's fair so when you judge him you better remember to judge me because i know how you think and i don't give a damn f*ck to what you think about me YOU don't even know the real story

Shads'

I get told this all the time

one day ill say or do something sarcastic and then i will be m*rdered in cold blood, my money is on one of the board members doing it

Shads'

the odds are against me and truth be told i wouldn't want it any other way

Shads'

i remember my childhood but not as it was nice but because it tried on many times to k*ll me, i remember when cheques were bouncing like a rubber ball, i remember credit cards being cut up by the shop manger because they were void, i remember having nothing to my name and not once did i b*tch like you all because you say you had it worse when you hadn't


Shadow

Shads' is one of most deepest people i'll ever know he can make a joke but give the best advice all in the same line

Shads'

When the answers are on the chess board and the Queen has been captured, It's only the beginning

Shads' 

i'm just going to set the world on fire, all just to watch it burn 

Shads'

You call me a soul less ba##rd you have no idea how right you are

Shads'

With a shovel in one hand and i offer you two options with the other

Shadow
Im color blind and yet i solved a rubix cube

(Shadow isnt really color blind But Shads' is 100% color blind)

Shads'

We built this company to provide you with an emergency exit with out the means of suicide

Shadow

there's no one out there who can tell me other wise what has been has been the fact you love to drag up old times and memories, they  don't meant nothing to me  with out them you got nothing on me so you need to remember I could have just not been there then you would have no memory of that thing because it would never had been

Shads'

If looks could kill you would be dead before i took of my sunglasses

Shadow 

To my dad: when you die im having you cremated then i'm on purposely leaving your ashes on the bus 

Shads' 

​You broke my heart But i broke your soul 

Shadow

So shads' hates you what could be worse?..... Well in that case nothing your f##ked 

Type your paragraph here.

Shads'

This is my kingdom and YOU won't assassinate me in my streets

Shads'

if you were to successfully sue me or noemergencyexit do you know what you would get?? A toaster and depending on my mood it might or might not be working

Shads'

F*ck looking before you leap, I'm going throw you over the edge

Shads' 

Don't ask me a question, If you've not got an answer for it 

Shads'

i was invited to join the Mason family but i had better offers

Shads'

Because my own opinion don't mean f*ck all to me, i let the followers on a certain social media site decide if I will publish my verses

Shads'

When you can't look on the brightside i'll  sit with you in the dark 

Shads'

i'm so crazy i'll attack a rabid wolf for no reason 

Shads'

i don't have to convince anyone on anything i've just got to convince myself

Shads'

Don't sit there and tell me art isn't painful  because, when i draw or paint i get bad cramps in my hands and if some wise c##t tells me its f##king arthritis i will show then the real meaning of pain

Shads'

No body will own me not now, not ever 

Shadow

What can i tell you but the truth?

Shads'

Me?? I'll tell you about me, i see my self on tour all the time i see my self picking up the phone only to hung it up after a few minutes and i see my self k*lling someone all because they think it would be funny to p*ss me off

Shads'

suppose i had a dream, a dream that was so f##ked up, so original, so something else, what if i didn't believe that dream??

Shads'

supposed i said to you the word "insanity" was just some made up word to make you think your sick when your not. supposed i was to offer to k*ll that word not for my own good but for yours??


Shads'

I sincerely hope you don't refuse my first offer, because who knows what my next offer might be

Shads'

As if your opinion really means anything f##king thing to me

Shadow

This is 25% shadow, 25% shads' , 25% pain and 25% depression and 1000% reason to think before you talk to me like i'm some c##t

Shads'

You know nothing about Noemergencyexit you know nothing about what we do, about the things we do behind the works, nothing about the fact we support certain charities, you know nothing, yet you sit there and bad mouth us i dare you to say them things to my face

Shads'

i've met  toasters with more brains then you 

Shads'

Coping is the quiet way to cry

Shads'

Don't swear in blood, it's a bas##rd to clean 

Shads' 

Pick a side and for your sake's make sure its the wrong side

Shads'

i won the lottery, so im having my boss k###ed


Shads'

He knew where the bodies were buried cause they weren't buried deep, Always follow the money, Silence don't come cheap 

Shads'

Wide open spaces scare me, but so does small spaces so i cant seem to win 

Shads'

Can I ask you a question??

Shads'

i would s*it my own wrist just to haunt you

Shads'

I was told your trying to be sane in a world thats insane

Shads'

convincing the world i don't exist its a full time hard as f*ck job

Shads'

Save a life in 30 seconds, Don't pi## me off !!!!

Shads'

Suppose your thought had a thought

Shads'

You want crazy??

Look into the bathroom mirror and wait for your reflection to tell you your not crazy

Shads'

The scariest thing about insomnia is not the fact i can't sleep, it's just how long i will be asleep for when i fall asleep that's what makes insomnia scary 

Shads'

Your talking to the guy who sits in a psychology office for an hour waiting for a question that's going to catch me then when it happens not if when then i have to run like there's no coming back

Shads' 

Hangovers isn't the body saying you shouldn't have drank that much. It's life telling you that you didn't die trying to escape 

Type your paragraph here.

Shadow

Before you die for someone else, die for your self first

Shads'

If i'm lucky i'll die in my sleep

Shads'

why don't you try doing something useful you know... like dropping dead 

Shads'

As i throw you into a coffin and when the dirt hits the lid i'll scream relax as your being buried alive

Shadow 

You flipped a coin and didn't even ask the questions, yet you want answers

Shads'

My old art teacher look's like the stunt double for a  scarecrow out of that wizard movie

Shads'

It's just safer not to talk to me

Shads'

People don't die when they owe you money, it's like a rule of God

Shads'

I will not write greeting card messages for any named card company, My name is worth more then that to me 

Shads'

the greatest thing ever is one idea, its the very same idea i had to get shadow and build this website. Everyone was out to stop us but no one could

Shads'

I bit my nephew's rabbit and gave it rabies 

Shadow

When it comes down to it i just miss the simple days

Shads' 

I'm so dark even the darkness has to hit the light switch 

Shads'

The most depressed people make the best comedians

Shadow 

my last words will be this 

"i'll make Shads' promise he will pray for you" 

Shads'

So your telling me you tried to call me but couldn't get hold of me well its simple i never gave you my f##king number 

Shads'

me i will never trust no one 

Shads'

To those who said i wont amount to s##t, look at me know spitting in your beef burgers in the fast food restaurant i just so happen to be working at

Shads'

You know what i really miss?? insomnia i really miss insomnia because when i had insomnia i got a lot of things done

Shadow

Your advice is sort of like giving a dead person painkillers..... F*cking pointless

Shads'

No i didn't push that stuck up princess down the stairs and any one who said i did is lying to you 

Shadow

I laugh when people read shads' work and quotes and think they are on the same level as him meaning your not on his level

Shadow

Shads' is so hard he can scar a samurai sword 

Shadow 

It's funny how a secret ruins a family 

Shadow

Hmm you seem to be missing something, oh its your soul 

Shads'

I remember nights where it go so bad i used to look out the window for a shooting star so i can wish for a better life i never saw a shooting star so I'm stuck with this life

Shads' 

Did someone s##t in your family gene pool?

Shads'

Have you ever tried not being crazy as f*ck?? i  have its boring so much so i rather watch paint dry 

Shadow 

I was told once by someone dear that my logic is like none other i used to think about that but now I've worked it out

Shads'

You will rest when your dead

Shads'

if i were to ever sleep it would scare the nightmares because the thing in charge of dreams/nightmares would be scared to face me in its own world and in the real  world it has no power 

Shads'

You can F##K any hope or chance of me giving you any forgiveness you doubt us you talk about us like we are c##ts but we are much more then you will ever know so forever you may burn in a place hell tried to sue because it was worse

Shads'

“For a 100 notes you can have dinner with shadow

For 200 notes you can have a photo with me

For 1000 notes I can have you whacked”

Shadow

It's like being on LSD all your life you just dont know what's real 

Shads'

Two shots of absinthe and you want me to pour the drinks??

Shadow

Do i fear death? For me to answer that answer me this,  Do you even know what happens when you die? 

Shadow 

Its like giveing me a hammer and telling me not to knock the s##t of you, you can tell me not to do it but that dont mean i wont 

Shads'

i wish i could thank my dad for all the help he gave me.... But you would have a better chance of resurrecting the dead 

Shads'

I never thought about having an mental breakdown but because i'm stressed beyond all f##k i'm gonna have one

Shadow

i feel as if im standing at this door and if i leave i'll be on the outside of life looking in again, So what would you do if you were in my shoes??

Shads'

when the world convinces you your sick look in a mirror and fight back your not sick your just different and they don't like that

Shads'

If i ever make a million pounds from this you watch me I'm going to set fire to it

Shads' 

I don't storm castles i knock on the door and they let me in 

Shads'

i hate having our hard work up on the internet for others to copy and edit and say they wrote it you cant write the pain we wrote you haven't even understood it yet but we are something much different f##k being 2.0 we are infinite meaning this you will never be better then us 

Shads'

It's like the old days don't exist anymore

Shads'

i stood at a sink and i wanted to watch my life drain away, they told me so many things now days i question even myself because of the system they built

Shads'

Did you take acid that was on steroids ??

Shads'

I'm not insane, I'm just bored with my normal life

Shads'

Come and find me i'm sick to death of being lost

Shadow

Even i wouldn't f##k with shads' he's one psychotic breakdown from having his own wing at high-security psychiatric hospital

Shadow

let me ask you something you cannot answer

What will you do when the lights go out??


Shads'

You can scream at shadow all you like BUT if you scream at me you will wish you were screaming at shadow

Shads'

Me im in such a secret group when we click our fingers f##k all happens 

Shadow

Me and Shads' built  noemergencyexit.com from f##king nothing and like hell we arent gonna roll over and let some hype jumped punk c##t try take it from us f##k no

Shadow

Really?.... Well... F##k

Shadow

Close your eyes and awake from this dream 

Shads' 

One of my  favourite insomnia quotes im not sure who wrote it but i love it all the same 

That's the advantage of insomnia. People who go to bed early always complain that the night is too short, but for those of us who stay up all night, it can feel as long as a lifetime. You get a lot done

Shads'

A 100% warning if you p##s me off you better check your brake cables 

Shads'

You better say sorry because you won't another chance

Shads'

When i drink Irish whiskey i get violent, I think it works haha 

Shads' 

Don't jump on my boat, because yours is starting to sink 

Shads'

Never plan to f##k me because you wont be making a come back there is no future for us in fact the fact there was a past between us that makes me so sick its like some thing out of exorcist

Shadow

Head phones always blasting trying to escape a world i never wanted part off life is unfair

Shadow

Music

rock and roll ruled my head, hip-hop ruled my heart, But blues owns my soul

Shadow

Oh me been busy you know pulling my wisdom teeth out with a teaspoon 

Shadow

its really a shame by the time you realised you needed me in your life, i was out the door

Shads'

when i'm famous i'm gonna buy my own cinema so i can sit in a dark place drinking beers, not giving a f*ck about others


Shads'

we aren't all different we are all the same but in different ways

Shads'

Never ask me for my advice because i will give you my advice and then i will give you my advice on not asking me for my advice afterwards

Shadow 

You want to hear something funny? I went to a catholic school as a kid and when i draw a picture of the lord Jesus Christ the school asked me who it was this was a catholic school and they asked me who jesus christ was

Shads'

i gave up knowing i was lost

Shadow

Oh look its head in the oven friday

Shadow 

i was told to look into Shads' eyes to which i did and what i saw was life changing he didnt have the answers but if he told me he did i would have trusted that.  

Shads'

I suffer from D.G.A.F.S 

Don't Give A F*ck  Syndrome

Shads'

Ok if i were to reach out to just one fan and this is from the bottom of my heart and soul

self harming is pointless its going to get you know where what if one day you cut your self and cut too deep? then your family will be standing next to a coffin crying about how they couldnt help you

that hurts more then anything you cant give up because things are bad and whom am i to say this? well i know nothing but pain ok if you really want help then ask there's nothing to be ashamed off even the hero's need to ask for help at times just ask them 

Shadow 

The thing about shads' is when its cold in the winter he sleeps on top of the duvet with the windows open. When its hot he sleeps under the duvet. i asked him why and he just said "just" 

Shads'

And whom do you think dragged me from the darkness back into the light??

Shads'

Me i have my own mansion on Jupiter i would invite you to a house party im having but i just plain don't like you 

Shads'

You can F##k F*cebook, you can shove it right up your F##king a##e The whole website is a joke and yeah we were on f*cebook a while back but because of C##ts like you we shut down

one more thing

having a f*cebook page doesn't mean you have single handedly built a website like this

Shads'

its like jumping out of the cupboard trying to scare me, it just dont work and even if it did you won't be telling no one about it.

Shads'

blood is thicker then water but holy water burns 

Shads'

They hate me? They don't f##king know me so how can they hate me??

Shads'

Me i love dark liquor all because it gets to my head quicker which could mean i might like you better.... Well i wouldn't bet money on that i just plan hate you 

Shads'

Theres' only one person who knows me by my first name and it isnt f*cking you

Shads'

you know nothing about the projects

Shads'

you can't take revenge  away from me, it wouldn't be fair

Shadow & Shads' Quotes'

Our artist's have shared some of there own wise quotes with us we hope you enjoy them (we know our guys take the p##s so please don't be offended) [we have  blocked out offense words on this page] Shads' quotes are in italic  and shadows are just in normal 

Shads'

I'm not a psycho but i did apply for the job but was refused

Shads'

Let me ask you this, when they scarred you did they laugh or cry?? Because when they scarred me they entered a world of nightmares 

Shads'

Don't talk to me about not living in a broken home my home was so broken when my old lady screamed we slapped her 

Shads' 

Never take the lords name in vain he will forgive you but i wont 

Shadow

im not an expert in the nightmares but i do have more experience then you but i dont have more experience then Shads' so when he says he knows about nightmares i say you trust him because i hear him at night screaming at the nightmares like it really helps

Shads'

it's just hard to wake up in the mornings

its even harder to wake up in the mornings wishing i died in the night

Shads'

me trusting you is like... cutting off your own hand and bleeding to death, it's pointless


Shads'

People love the under dog but they haven't meet me I'm so far past under i doubt the day light

Shads'

Don't be pi##ed at gravity, it might save your life one day

Shadow

You want me to tell you about Shads'??

ok he's a self representing artist who just doesn't know what he's trying to create, everything that gets said about him cuts him deep. But what i find strong about him is that even though every night when he sleeps with out the help from sleeping pills is the fact he keeps having nightmares but he dont let them get the better of him its sort  of like his got some plans in place for them. 

Shads'

If anyone ripped of noemergencyexit i wouldn't sue them, i would k*ll my self so i can haunt them and then they would realize that this whole company is one big long forever lasting nightmare

Shads'

you see i could tell you a little story but if i did that then you would think we are the f*cking the same we aren't the same

Shads'

You shut us out in the cold all because we are out of hand in fact you told others we were dead in your eyes, now look at us standing out in the cold with the heater on  

Shadow 

i left you a voice mail message i stated out my life but now as i say this i wonder if you even heard it 

Shads'

You know what you are? Your a tumour but worse, worse how? well a tumour can be prevented and in worse case can be removed

Shads'

And whom is it who picks up the broken parts??

Shads'

i don't need your forgiveness

Shads' 

let me ask you a question, 

Where was you when i had insomnia, where was you when i tired to s*** my wrist, where was you when the world tried to top me, where was you when my nightmares got so bad i planned to take the last steps?? 

i'll inform you on where you were on all this subjects 

You were watching me and telling people i won't come out the other side 

oh well sorry i ruined your lies about me 

Shads'

Sorry i didn't understand a word you said, are you in the middle of having a stroke?

Shads'

As kids we believed in hiding under the blankets would protect us, as adults we learned this wasn't ever going to be true

Shads'

I'm gonna do the world world a favour and take a chainsaw to your family tree

(meaning i'll cut the f##king thing down)

Shadow 

Shads' would think out side of the box just to p*ss you off and then he would think inside the box just to really f*ck you off 

Shadow

Let me give you some advice before you think of harming your self or worse, Try calling a support line, try calling a friend or try call a family member your thoughts on this would hurt them more then it hurts you 

Shads'

there may be water under the bridge and if your not careful you will be d*owned under that very bridge

Shads' 

The world is falling apart  at the edges 

Shads'

its not that i hate you its just if you were to d*e horribly it would please me

Shads'

i never thought it would turn out like this

Shads'

If you think its hard to stomach this website, imagine how your parents feel looking at you everyday 

Shads'

You want to sell your soul have you tried an online shopping website??

Shads'

Let me ask you that question again