Shads'

its like jumping out of the cupboard trying to scare me, it just dont work and even if it did you won't be telling no one about it.

Shads'

Be friends with your foes, let them invite you into there homes, and when they do kill the bas##rds

Shads'

Guy: The drink cupboard has a lock on it

Shads': So did my neighbours bike (waving a pair of bolt cutters) 

Shadow 

You talk to me like i don't know nothing about nightmares im 27 years of age and i still have nightmares i never seem to out run them, i tried to hide, i changed numbers and yet they still knock on my door so don't stand there and tell me i don't know about nightmares because if anything i know then better then you 

Shads'

I'm not a psycho but i did apply for the job but was refused

Shadow

Do i think Shads' could do with being nicer? Have you met his shrink? 

Shads'

Let me ask you this, when they scarred you did they laugh or cry?? Because when they scarred me they entered a world of nightmares 

Shads'

Don't be pi##ed at gravity, it might save your life one day

Shads'

I will not write greeting card messages for Clintons, My name is worth more then that to me 

Shads'

I was gonna send my dad a fathers day card does anyone have some anthrax i could borrow?

(This is just a joke from shads' he isnt really after anthrax this is just a joke)

Shads'

i walked the lonesome road and built a home at the end of it

Shads'

I'm here to kill batman, now please tell me where may i find him?

Shads'

People do not understand me im full im the master of horror the things im thinking i cant tell you about because if i did then they will lock me up again and i hate hell

Shadow 

Oh you tried to call me but couldn't get through, erm well i changed numbers and didn't tell you 

Shadow

I laugh when people read shads' work and quotes and think they are on the same level as him meaning your not on his level

Shadow

Shads' is so hard he can scar a samurai sword 

Shads'

If looks could kill you would be dead before i took of my sunglasses

Shads'

I looked into madness and saw things i cant explain so instead of leaving madness behind i welcomed it with open  arms 

Shadow 

To my dad: when you die im having you cremated then i'm on purposely leaving your ashes on the bus 

Shads'

i was invited to join the Mason family but i had better offers

Shadow 

i left you a voice mail message i stated out my life but now as i say this i wonder if you even heard it 

Shads'

When they cant top you, they will make it so your under them

Shadow

Yeah both i and shads' we both shave with a straight razor. What you want more, Ok here's what i can tel you about shaving with a straight razor its the best shave you will ever get but be careful not to cut your self deep 

Shads'

If i could have powers like Jesus Christ i would walk you out to the middle of the sea, hold your head under the water  till the bubbles stop, resurrect you and do it over again 

Shads'

If i'm lucky i'll die in my sleep

Shads'

Wide open spaces scare me, but so does small spaces so i cant seem to win 

Shads'

As if your opinion really means anything f##king thing to me

Shads'

i'm so crazy i'll attack a rabid wolf for no reason 

Type your paragraph here.

Shadow & Shads' Quote

Our artist's have shared some of there own wise quotes with us we hope you enjoy them (we know our guys take the p##s so please don't be offended) [we have  blocked out offense words on this page] Shads' quotes are in italic  and shadows are just in normal 

Shads'

why don't you try doing something useful you know... like dropping dead 

Shadow

This is 25% shadow, 25% shads' , 25% pain and 25% depression and 1000% reason to think before you talk to me like i'm some c##t

Shadow

Yeah i have bad hand writing and no i don't give a monkeys about it you know what they say about bad handwriting

bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence


Shadow

its like giving a dead person painkiller's f##king pointless

Shadow

When i die and yeah i think about it all the time i'll come back to get you and i'll drag you to a place worse then hell.... trust me 

Shads'

You need to remember something, Dead people dont talk 

Shads'

i'll teach them regret and they'll never forget the lesson

Shads'

Man is not God and for them who think other wise you have been warned 

Shads' 

The world is falling apart  at the edges 

Shads'

Don't sit there and tell me art isn't painful  because, when i draw or paint i get bad cramps in my hands and if some wise c##t tells me its f##king arthritis i will show then the real meaning of pain

Shads'

No body will own me not now not ever 

Shads'

This is my kingdom and YOU won't assassinate me in my streets

Shads'

F##king insane they called me f##king insane all because i walk around the Antarctica naked let me ask you this am i hurting you when i do this? NO so leave me the f##k alone 

Shadow

Please stop asking me to ask Shads' to be more nicer you dont know how much it hurts to have  chemical mace sprayed into your eyes it f##king burns

Shads'

You can F##k F*cebook, you can shove it right up your F##king a##e The whole website is a joke and yeah we were on f*cebook a while back but because of C##ts like you we shut down

one more thing

having a f*cebook page doesn't mean you have single handedly built a website like this

Shads'

Two shots of absinthe and you want me to pour the drinks??

Shadow

Do i fear death? For me to answer that answer me this,  Do you even know what happens when you die? 

Shadow

im not an expert in the nightmares but i do have more experience then you but i dont have more experience then Shads' so when he says he knows about nightmares i say you trust him because i hear him at night screaming at the nightmares like it really helps

Shads'

Support an artist buy one of my F##king paintings

Shadow

this was hard work but you dont know the story so when someone sits there and fakes us it dont get to us we have wrote over 500 verses and only about 10% are on the site we still have so many wrote but havnt put them up you cant fake us

Shadow

Life
First they ignore you
Then they mock you
Then they punish you
Then you win.

Shadow 

Say something about the mother land and see what apple drops from that the tree 

Shadow

Oh me been busy you know pulling my wisdom teeth out with a teaspoon 

Type your paragraph here.

Shadow 

Its like giveing me a hammer and telling me not to knock the s##t of you, you can tell me not to do it but that dont mean i wont 

Shads'

i wish i could thank my dad for all the help he gave me.... But you would have a better chance of resurrecting the dead 

Shads'

i won the lottery, so im having my boss k###ed


Shadow

You can't look me and shads' in the eyeball all because we arent ever seen with out our trademark sunglasses and even if you did, no one will belive you

Shadow

Before you die for someone else, die for your self first

Shads'

He knew where the bodies were buried cause they weren't buried deep, Always follow the money, Silence don't come cheap 

Shads'

I never thought about having an mental breakdown but because i'm stressed beyond all f##k i'm gonna have one

Shads'

we aren't all different we are all the same but in different ways

Shadow

Even i wouldn't f##k with shads' he's one psychotic breakdown from having his own wing at broadmoor hospital

Shadow

i feel as if im standing at this door and if i leave i'll be on the outside of life looking in again, So what would you do if you were in my shoes??

Shads' 

Did someone s##t in your family gene pool?

Shadow

So shads' hates you what could be worse?..... Well in that case nothing your f##ked 

Shads'

me trusting you is like... cutting off your own hand and bleeding to death, pointless


Shads'

When i drink Irish whiskey i get violent, I think it works haha 

Shads'

You want to know horror? then ask shadow all about horror and see that im just a person who is on the rails 

Shads'

Madness is an excellent answer 

Shads'

Sometimes even i hate my self its more fun that way

Shadow

Its like a nightmare but worse, worse how? well in a nightmare i wake up 

Shads'

Sometimes i admit my nightmares take the the f##king piss and this is now a problem

Shads'

When i'm famous and you make a stupid commit towards me i'm gonna find your address and sit out side your house

Shads'

Never plan to f##k me because you wont be making a come back there is no future for us in fact the fact there was a past between us that makes me so sick its like some thing out of exorcist

Shadow 

I was told once by someone dear that my logic is like none other i used to think about that but now I've worked it out

Shads'

You will rest when your dead

Shads'

if i were to ever sleep it would scare the nightmares because the thing in charge of dreams/nightmares would be scared to face me in its own world and in the real  world it has no power 

Shads'

You can F##K any hope or chance of me giving you any forgiveness you doubt us you talk about us like we are c##ts but we are much more then you will ever know so forever you may burn in a place hell tried to sue because it was worse

Shadow 

You want to hear something funny? I went to a catholic school as a kid and when i draw a picture of the lord Jesus Christ the school asked me who it was this was a catholic school and they asked me who jesus christ was

Shads'

i gave up knowing i was lost

Shadow

We can make you laugh with out having to dress up like clowns

Shadow

It's like being on LSD all your life you just dont know what's real 

Shadow

What can i tell you but the truth?

Shads'

Me?? I'll tell you about me, i see my self on tour all the time i see my self picking up the phone only to hung it up after a few minutes and i see my self k*lling someone all because they think it would be funny to p*ss me off

Shadow

Head phones always blasting trying to escape a world i never wanted part off life is unfair

Shadow

Music

rock and roll ruled my head, hip-hop ruled my heart, But blues owns my soul

Shads'

No i didn't push Cinderella down the stairs and any one who said i did is lying to you 

Shads'

blood is thicker then water but holy water burns 

Shads'

They hate me? They don't f##king know me so how can they hate me??

Shadow

Close your eyes and awake from this dream 

Shads' 

One of my  favourite insomnia quotes im not sure who wrote it but i love it all the same 

That's the advantage of insomnia. People who go to bed early always complain that the night is too short, but for those of us who stay up all night, it can feel as long as a lifetime. You get a lot done

Shads'

Did you take acid that was on steroids ??

Shads'

This.... Might.... Come.... As..... A...... Shock..... But your not real your made up all part of someone's imagination when they shut they're eyes you no longer exist

Shads'

it's just hard to wake up in the mornings

its even harder to wake up in the mornings wishing i died in the night

Shads'

Sorry i didn't understand a word you said, are you in the middle of having a stroke?

Shadow

Shads' is the type of guy who would walk into starbucks and order a steak and they would would make it 

Shads'

I love this company more then my own wife and 3 kids

Shads'

When you can't look on the brightside i'll  sit with you in the dark 

Shads'

you can't take revenge  away from me, it wouldn't be fair

Shads'

And whom do you think dragged me from the darkness back into the light??

Shads'

Its easy to create a victim but its harder to apologies to that victim 

Shads'

The most depressed people make the best comedians

Shads'

You want me to tell you the truth? well ok here it is this isnt easy so we make it look that way but we have years of  practice we were born into this life

Shads' 

i'm just going to set the world on fire, all just to watch it burn 

Shadow

i feel as if everything is so distant

Shads'

Me i have my own mansion on Jupiter i would invite you to a house party im having but i just plain don't like you 

Shadow

let me ask you something you cannot answer

What will you do when the lights go out??


Shads'

don't take a saw to the branch your sitting on, No F##k it take a chainsaw to it instead its much quicker

Shads'

You call me a soul less ba##rd you have no idea how right you are

Shadow

Shads' is the kinda guy who would watch his house being raided on crimewatch and still refuse to open the door

Shads'

when im at my Alcoholics Anonymous meetings i always offer to share my dark rum with them

(shads' isnt no longer at Alcoholics Anonymous, he was kicked out after the dark rum thing)

Shads'

Someone: Are you OK??

Shads': No i'm pretty F*cked up in many ways

Shads'

I hate it when people ask me how i am today

Shadow 

When they booted down Shads' door he was standing there with a cyanide pill in hand and took it at will 

Shads'

As i throw you into a coffin and when the dirt hits the lid i'll scream relax as your being buried alive

Shadow 

You flipped a coin and didn't even ask the questions, yet you want answers

Shads'

My old art teacher look's like the stunt double for the scarecrow out of the wizard of oz

Shads'

So your telling me you tried to call me but couldn't get hold of me well its simple i never gave you my f##king number 

Shads'

i've met  toasters with more brains then you 

Shads'

i hate having our hard work up on the internet for others to copy and edit and say they wrote it you cant write the pain we wrote you haven't even understood it yet but we are something much different f##k being 2.0 we are infinite meaning this you will never be better then us 

Shads'

someone said to me The only way your getting into Harvard university is if you buy them a spaceship, so i said the only way they are getting into Harvard university is if they died and someone leaves there ashes there. 

Shads' 

When i can't get my 5 year old kid to sleep i pop them on a dvd.. like scarface

Shads'

i never thought it would turn out like this

Shads'

Don't talk to me about not living in a broken home my home was so broken when my old lady screamed we slapped her 

Shads'

Theres' only one person who knows me by my first name and it isnt f*cking you

Shads'

Ok if i were to reach out to just one fan and this is from the bottom of my heart and soul

self harming is pointless its going to get you know where what if one day you cut your self and cut too deep? then your family will be standing next to a coffin crying about how they couldnt help you

that hurts more then anything you cant give up because things are bad and whom am i to say this? well i know nothing but pain ok if you really want help then ask there's nothing to be ashamed off even the hero's need to ask for help at times just ask them 


Shadow

Shads' is one of most deepest people i'll ever know he can make a joke but give the best advice all in the same line

Shads'

if we play Russian Roulette you better check the chamber because i'll load all 6 slots with bullets 

Shads'

You shut us out in the cold all because we are out of hand in fact you told others we were dead in your eyes, now look at us standing out in the cold with the heater on  

Shads'

A 100% warning if you p##s me off you better check your brake cables 

Shads' 

i took away Michel Myers powers all because we had a deal and he crossed me wrongly. This isn't a problem this is a contract and i dont brake mine

Shads'

me i will never trust no one 

Shads'

To those who said i wont amount to s##t, look at me know spitting in your beef burgers at McDonald's

Shads'

Me at home i use razor blades as book marks, so what of it ??

Shads'

You know what i really miss?? insomnia i really miss insomnia because when i had insomnia i got a lot of things done

Shadow

Oh look its head in the oven friday

Shadow 

i was told to look into Shads' eyes to which i did and what i saw was life changing he didnt have the answers but if he told me he did i would have trusted that.  

Shads'

its not that i hate you its just if you were to d*e horribly it would please me

Shadow

Top of the empire state building: girl "lets get together" shadow " Excuse me i seemed to have dropped my pen, let me go after it"  

Shads'

Let me ask you that question again

Shadow

Me and Shads' built  noemergencyexit.com from f##king nothing and like hell we arent gonna roll over and let some hype jumpped punk c##t try take it from us f##k no

Shadow

You want me to tell you about Shads'??

ok he's a self representing artist who just doesn't know what he's trying to create, everything that gets said about him cuts him deep. But what i find strong about him is that even though every night when he sleeps with out the help from sleeping pills is the fact he keeps having nightmares but he dont let them get the better of him its sort  of like his got some plans in place for them. 

Shads'

If anyone ripped of noemergencyexit i wouldn't sue them, i would k*ll my self so i can haunt them and then they would realize that this whole company is one big long forever lasting nightmare

Shads'

If i ever won the Nobel peace prize, I would beat you to death with it

Shads'

Of course, we all have to die eventually this is inevitable 

Shads'

I bit my nephew's rabbit and gave it rabies 

Shadow

When it comes down to it i just miss the simple days

Shadow 

The thing about shads' is when its cold in the winter he sleeps on top of the duvet with the windows open. When its hot he sleeps under the duvet. i asked him why and he just said "just" 

Shadow

You want to see hell? then open your mind to the truth and then you still wont see hell 

Shads' 

I'm so dark even the darkness has to hit the light switch 

Shadow

No we wont sell each other out, Me and shads' are family and not some fake "we are family" s##t my blood dont run in your veins and arteries and before you try to correct me, me and Shads' are brothers by blood meaning we have the same ma and father 

funny how the truth hurts do i care? NO 

Shads'

When the lights go out your f##ked 

Shads'

If you think its hard to stomach this website, imagine how your parents feel looking at you everyday 

Shads'

I'm a  chocolate nut  bar with out the chocolate

Shads'

Me im in such a secret group when we click our fingers f##k all happens 

Shads'

With a shovel in one hand and i offer you two options with the other

Shadow
Im color blind and yet i solved a rubix cube

(Shadow isnt really color blind)

Shads'

You want to sell your soul have you tried eBay?

Shads'

Suppose your thought had a thought

Shads'

“For a 100 notes you can have dinner with shadow

For 200 notes you can have a photo with me

For 1000 notes I can have you whacked”

Shadow

I need a good laugh, so sit there and tell me i don't know about pain, i dont know about horror, i dont know about nightmares, But before you open your mouth remember that i work with Shads' and he makes all the nice days go away  

Shadow

Really?.... Well... F##k

Shads'

We built this company to provide you with an emergency exit with out the means of suicide

Shads'

Don't swear in blood, it's a bas##rd to clean 

Shads'

Me i love dark liquor all because it gets to my head quicker which could mean i might like you better.... Well i wouldn't bet money on that i just plan hate you 

Shads'

suppose i had a dream, a dream that was so f##ked up, so original, so something else, what if i didn't believe that dream??

Shadow

Hmm you seem to be missing something, oh its your soul 

Shads'

No you can't talk to me about depression, you think this is something that i made up? Get the f##k away from me depression is 100% a problem me and shadow we just refuse to lie down and die because of it 

Shads'

Yeah i hate my old man but can you really blame me? he throw me down the stairs when i was 5 so when i got older i punched his lights out and yet we still haven't called it even 


Shads'

I was told your trying to be sane in a world thats insane

Shads'

Save a life in 30 seconds, Don't pi## me off !!!!

Shads'

As kids we believed in hiding under the blankets would protect us, as adults we learned this wasn't ever going to be true

Shads'

Here's a scalpel blade let's go and do some open heart surgery on depression and if we are very lucky we might let it survive

Shads'

I'm gonna do the world world a favour and take a chainsaw to your family tree

(meaning i'll cut the f##king thing down)

Shads'

You can scream at shadow all you like BUT if you scream at me you will wish you were screaming at shadow

Shads'

You know what you are? Your a tumour but worse, worse how? well a tumour can be prevented and in worse case can be removed

Shads'

Its like sl##ting your wrist it gets you no where but its something to do when your bored 

Shadow

Let me give you some advice before you think of harming your self or worse, Try calling a support line, try calling a friend or try call a family member your thoughts on this would hurt them more then it hurts you 

Shads'

F*ck looking before you leap, I'm going throw you over the edge

Shads' 

Never take the lords name in vain he will forgive you but i wont 

Shads'

Shads' to shadow "What are we going to do with 20,000 ashtrays?"                         Shadow "hmm lets think about this, We could take up smoking"                              Shads' " genius lets take up smokeing"

Shadow

its really a shame by the time you realised you needed me in your life, i was out the door

Shads'

I'm not insane, I'm just bored with my normal life

Shadow 

It's funny how a secret ruins a family